It has been a 2000 year wait, but with a crack of thunderous trumpets, played by an army of angels, Jesus has descended from the heavens above the United States, and taken his rightful place on earth in the home of Christianity (outside Jerusalem).
Jesus’ return was foretold in Revelation 1:7 that states “Behold, He is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see Him, even those who pierced Him; and all the tribes of the earth will mourn over Him. So it is to be. Amen”.
People openly wept at the spectacle, with cheers and clapping slowly overshadowed by the sounds of approaching sirens.
As Jesus stood, arms spread wide toward adoring crowds, a number of Immigration Customs Enforcement armoured vehicles approached the scene.
With faces covered, and guns at the ready, a number of ICE agents ran towards Jesus and knocked him to the ground screaming “Show us your ID! Show us your ID!”.
Deemed to be illegally in the United States, Jesus was shackled and manhandled into a nearby ICE vehicle.
The vehicles then sped off leaving the crowd stunned.
One woman told The Public Record “I know he is the Lord, but he shouldn’t have come here illegally. He should have got in the queue like everyone else”.
Nobody has seen Jesus since, and it is believed he is set to be deported to El Salvador.
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