Donald Trump’s has fired a number of the best, most expert, architects. Some say the best architects in the world. After they presented him with a mock-up of the Trump Arch that he deemed too small.
It is believed the arch is planned to be built across from the Lincoln Memorial in Washington DC.
“What is this? An archway for ants?” yelled Trump.
“I need it to be at least three times this size!”
It is also believed Trump took issue at the use of polystyrene.
“Look. I can lift it strongly with one hand. That won’t do. Although I am the strongest President ever. Stronger even… some say… than Washington himself.”
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